LOVE ME TENDER

WORKING ON THE QUIFF To the point where my romantic status couldn't be any more obvious to the outside world, now thanks to years of listening to Elvis in my childhood I've decided to fall in love with a shirt that (kindly) requests someone (incredible) to love me. Now don't get me wrong, I'm in a perfectly tender relationship with Pasta, however lately I've been getting the feeling, that it's seeing other people too. Anyways, slogan t-shirts have been the most effective way of passive communication throughout time. Body-language or proper sentences have nothing on slogan t-shirts, the world knows you'll "Just Do It" and they literally have your back and you...