U.S.A., U.S.A.

So can the Olympics be over now? I was all for them at the start, but now they are just making me feel bad about myself. I'm very happy that the athletes have mastered the arts of hard work and dedication, and I fully support their right to flaunt their goods, but as a normal gal who needs a breather after walking up three flights of stairs I've had enough. I've had enough of the triple back flips and the banana hammock divers. I've had enough of the headbutts and the trash talking. I've had enough of the perfect landings and the glittery boob smashing leotards. I want my daytime tv back. The kind of tv that says its okay that you had twenty Doritos for lunch and...