Me on a Tuesday Morning

I usually stay out late on a Monday. I’m part of an acting group and we get together, run scenes, and then hang out at a pub together. So I’m usually out late. The next morning, I’m a little….less…functional. Due to lack of sleep, for the record, not because of drinking. So my thoughts are a little discombobulated on Tuesday mornings… …like, “Hmm….how many cups of coffee/tea can I drink and still have a nap later?” “Does feeding my child and showering qualify as a ‘productive’ day?” “Huh, my clothes are clean and matching today!” “F**k, I totally...