Jumpsuit Apparatus

When: Memorial Day // Weather: 90s // Real life: cookout I didn’t mean to buy a jumpsuit, but you know how it goes. You go to Target because you’re out of toilet paper and avocados and before you know it you have a jumpsuit . I just happened to be out of toilet paper and avocados the day before Memorial Day, so I ended up with the perfect MD cookout outfit for a 90+ degree day. I’m a super cool pescatarian, so I brought my own wild caught salmon to my friends’ cookout. Very health-nerdy, yes, but look at those lean muscles poppin’ in my jumpsuit. Jumpsuit (under $30) // Sunglasses ...