In Theory...Floral Fail

We all have them: the outfits that, for whatever reason, just don't work. This is one of mine. Enjoy...or not! It should have worked, in theory. Cardigan + tank + awesome floral + pink shoes. What could go wrong? Cardigan - Theory, thrifted; last worn here in February 2019 over drapey neutrals Tank - Ellen Tracy, swap from Caro; last seen here in March with my Big Lady Boss Pants Skirt - Alfred Sung, vintage 80s, vintage fair; first worn here as my last summer outfit in September 2019 Shoes - Sol Sana; last seen here with pleated blossoms and pink earlier this month Coat (below) - Stop Staring!, thrifted; last worn here in October 2019 The...