Ultimate Accessory?!

Well, I'll admit that once upon a time I thought crutches might be fun. One day in and I'll be glad to see the back of them...nobody told me to expect my entire upper body to hurt from using long forgotten muscles (that, or I'm a super weakling) or to expect attractive bruising around both inner elbows. Still, on a plus side, my foot feels loads better from not constantly walking on it. Dug out my favourite Matalan jumper dress that I got for super cheap last year. I did have Toms on my feet at one point...the shoe situation is dire, the hospital warned me it could be 6-8 weeks before I can get my feet in to anything but flats/low supportive boots, shoe ban aside I am...