all about the brows

In 7th grade I was feeling pretty confident about applying make-up, but felt that there was one area of my face that still needed a little sprucing - my eyebrows. I ponied up to my mom's magnification mirror, & when I stepped back 5 minutes later, half of my left brow had disappeared. Upon walking into the kitchen for breakfast that morning, I was welcomed with looks of horror, humor, & confusion from my sister & mom. I clearly remember trying to wear a hat to school that day, & every day after for a couple of months. Ever since that harrowing day, I have done little to tend those unruly caterpillars. Save a single solitary trip to the waxing lady, my...