Rabid Habits

So this one time I went shopping at a vintage resale shop with Lauren, bought a really sweet top and then hoarded it in my closet for two years. True story bro. So I have this habit, where I break things. It is not 100% being clumsy really, although a lot of it can be chalked up to that, but I just unintentionally go Hulk on things. In the past month I have dented furniture, broken our record player (sad face), the palm-sander, the french-press, and a wine glass, to name a few things. We just replaced the lens on the camera (which I broke), and we are in the market for a new vacuum. The broken vacuum can't really be blamed on me, but it 'just happens' to not work...