Alt-ittude

(Ph/Private) Needless to say, the topic of French dressing has been used and abused on this side of the rainbow. I feel it would almost be an insult to your eardrums to use my getup of the day as an excuse to ramble on yet again about simplicity and effortlessness. But what else am I suppose to talk about when the sartorial ingredients a la carte today serve to nourish those very clichés? Also, let's be honest here, there is no hope on earth I'm letting that pun go to waste. Alt-ittude is it then. Read it as me channeling the Emmanuelle, with an attitude to match (see: gueststar appearance of 3G tactile device) or as an haute variation on the usual uniform...