Gutter Mouth

I swear, and I swear a lot. My friends all swear, my co-workers drop at least 2-4 f-bombs per sentence on a daily basis, I am pretty sure if my pets could talk, they would swear. "Meow" actually translates to: "Feed me, asshole!" in kitty-talk. Why do I swear so much? I have no idea. My father to this day still tries to correct my language, as well as my sibling's, but it is a lost cause. The only time I actually take care to watch what comes out of my mouth is when small children are around, but, sadly, even then it slips out. Whither most of us agree to it or not, the general consensus is that people who tend to swear a lot, come off as unintelligent. Why?...