Father Nature

I've been thinking lately that Mother Nature's a dude, for sure. Yeah, more like Father Nature. I mean, women are predestined with painful labor, hormone cycles... men get blessed with the ability to pee standing up, which makes going to a public bathroom a breeze. Totally jealous. A leather jacket at this time of year. Seriously, what's going on? Windy, weird, cold days. I'm dying for some tanning and shorts. Lord, what have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah... that. Happy Monday! He estado pensando que la Madre Naturaleza es hombre, me la juego. Mas bien sería Padre Naturaleza. Osea, las mujeres estamos predestinadas a partos dolorosos y ciclos hormonales... los...