The Bermuda chronicles

(Ph/ Margaret Zhang ) I'm back. Translation: you and me both can stare at the turquoise waters of the Balé with the same dreamy, irrepressible longing. I hope the lovely folks at the Luxe Nomad aren't sick of me yet, because I'm already plotting my next Asian escape. And I will be needing their cheeky too-good-to-be-true prices if I am to go back without forsaking my remaining kidney (the other's been missing since that infamous Céline episode circa 2011 - no regrets, YOLO and whatnot.) Seriously though, he who invented the term Home Sweet Home must have been Balinese. Cuz the only thing that's sweet right now is the packet of cookies I've...