BLUE SUMMER

It's hot, too hot, the kind of hot that doesn't let you sleep and make you just want to be at sea (read INSIDE the sea) and only eat watermelon. Well, in a scenario like this imagine you got invited to a ceremony. In the afternoon. Early afternoon to be precise. After the first moment during which you only think about the following ideas: 1) I could say I'm sick 2) Migrate to Australia, where at least now it's fresh 3) oath of various kind not repeatable here, the only thing to do is find something to wear that leaves uncovered more inches of skin as possible without falling in filth. Appear in front of the other guests in bikini and flip flops is not allowed, so the...