Pink and Green Leopard Spots

One thing that I always enjoyed about winter is that it let me slack off a bit on my "girlie duties." No longer needing to shave my legs daily? Not having to do weekly pedicures? Not having to worry about covering up or evening out random ridiculous tan lines? I can have those extra two cannolis or 12 since I’ll be well-covered from neck to knee? So as much as I adore the coming of longer brighter days, the onset of Daylight Savings just means that all this time I’ve saved being a secret slob is going to come back and bite me. My ridiculously pale legs were perfectly acceptable last week but now other gals are starting to break out their gams and theirs are...