Monochrome Mullet

{ON sweater ( similar ) & shorts | payless shoes ( total lookalike ) | dogeared necklace | kohls sunnies ( similar ) | gifted lucky brand rings} This outfit is like a backwards mullet: long up top and short on the bottom. Incidentally, it's also a bit like an aging mullet: grey roots ombre-ing gracefully into white. And yeah, I just said mullet and graceful in the same sentence. Who am I? Linking here .