A Lengthy Illusion

I was totally on my own last night. There was no patient roomie to help me take my outfit pics - so...I had to come up with other means...Concrete ledges. Railings. Banisters. Steps. Even...A grill! A dusty, stingy grill. But, she held up rather well and did as best as she could.With that said, I definitely prefer the human version or one that I could at least feel comfortable propping up a $500.00 camera on. So, I ordered this. That should do the trick on lonely nights. I tried as desperately as I could to get a full body shot, but it just wasn't happening with 'Ol Red up there. You'll have to piece together in your own mind how the bottom half fits with the top. Why...