White stripes

(Ph. Eva K Salvi ) No pole dancing in sexy undies today I'm afraid folks - let's leave that to the pros (still not got round to signing up for that class Groupon keeps sending my way - something to add to the Christmas list, perhaps?). A flash of black lace will have to do by way of making today's heading relevant. That, and the very literal chalk lines running down my Savile Row-savvy pants . Pop-culture and fashion references aside, this play on masculine/feminine never fails to deliver. I may be more of a Birkin than a Moss in this particular instance, but at the end of the day the three of us share the same cup size (I'm assuming, Google be my...