Secrets Secrets

I've always stunk at secrets and surprises. I can't say that I'm not trustworthy per se, but I have an accidental big mouth. I've spilled so many beans on accident it is ridiculous. To boot, I cannot handle surprises. In fact, I always wait until the last minute to wrap Christmas and birthday presents. Not necessarily because I'm lazy, but as soon as I open them, I want to give them to its recipient. Last year when Patrick wasn't here to regulate, my kids opened nearly all of their Christmas presents early. True story. My mom has known this from day one. She and my Grandma can write shorthand , which is what Court reporters used to use prior to...