Cast a Thrift

As you may or may not have noticed, I adore thrift shopping. This is my delirious giraffe face upon finding this sweet mini at Goodwill I can occupy hours scouring mounds of castoff clothing, floating from flimsy '90s party dresses to homemade a-line shifts in meditative bliss. I very seldom have dreams that involve sexy exploits but I regularly visit thrift shops while somnolent, and I always remember the fantastic deals I snagged while asleep. I understand that my adoration for unwanted apparel borders on a mania that few comprehend, let alone feel the need to emulate. But thrift shopping is awesome. Racks of gold! If you're looking to dip a...