I Love Pockets

2014-07-28 04:20

From blog High Heels and Training Wheels

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I Love Pockets

I really do. I don't know why I love them so much but they do genuinely make me happy. It's not like pockets are a newfangled contraption and they're not exactly hard to come by; most things come with pockets installed (in place?) but I always get a thrill out of them. I hate when you get a pair pants and the pockets are fake. That really grinds my gears. Why are you withholding the pockets? Did you run out of pocket fabric at the pocket store? Did you not think I might like to put things in these false so-called "pockets"? Where is my Chapstick supposed to go? What if my hand gets tired and I need a place to rest it? Charlatan! Anyway, these pockets are real so...

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