not sweatpants

"Are you wearing sweatpants?" "No. They're joggers . AKA dressy track pants. AKA slouchy dress pants." "Since when do you wear sweatpants to school?" "They're not sweatpants. And it's okay because I've got heels to balance the look." "And is that a military jacket on your chair? Are you trying to go for a Kanye West look? Wasn't he the one that made sweatpants popular?" "They're not sweatpants! They're not made of cotton! And this is what all the girls are wearing." "Yeah, to New York Fashion Week last year. It's okay, though, you enjoy your sweatpants." "They're not sweatpants!" This was a conversation that happened between me and one of my colleagues. I don't pay...