Pantslessness

I’ve heard the rule about one’s coat being longer than one’s skirt. But when it’s longer than one’s shorts, it kind of looks like one isn’t wearing any bottom at all. Jacket, REI. Sweater, thrifted. Shorts, San Souci. Boots, Miz Mooz. Earrings, Epcot Mexico. Bag, Merona. These guys don’t care if I wear pants or not: