Survival Gear

I hate the mall. I hate the mall. I hate the mall. I need to buy my eyeliner in bulk online so I don’t have to visit Ulta at the Arden Fair Mall when my current pen suddenly runs dry. I thought it would also be a good idea to upgrade my iPhone and shop for a bra and wallet while I was there on a Saturday. I was sadly mistaken. Dress, Express. Vest, AC-3998 (cut from a thrifted jacket.). Bag, Happy Cow. Moccasins, Minnetonka. Earrings, Francesca’s Collection. Sunglasses, Meow Meow. Thankfully, I dressed for retail combat. I suffered from neither sore feet nor a misplaced purse. The day was redeemed with a visit to Incredible Pets for dog...