The Score Spangled Thrift Store

Shoulder blades whoa!I shall now sing a love song to my favorite thrift store, the Village Discount Outlet in Newport, Kentucky. It was from their glorious racks that I pulled this vintage 70s velvet maxi skirt.Being furtive in the flowerbeds. This skirt was only $2! TWO DOLLAS!(To the tune of the Star Spangled Banner)Oh say can you seeBy the evening's last lightWhat so cheaply is soldIn the Village's vast store?New Frye boots! Eeeee!Whose broad racks and bright tagsThrough the strip mall's dull grayShone o'er castoffsThat were gallantly donated?Lobe trekkerAnd the price tags' orange glareThe strange smell in the air,Gave proof that there were dealsOn old clothing and...