The Under Dog

There’s something about garden swings that make them so mildly comforting. The gentle rocking, the soft curved lines, the breeze-it’s just so soothing. I wish I could work on a swing or spend leisurely afternoons reading a book in them. Of course, apart from that, they’re also a thrill to take photos in. Let me introduce you to Balancing act 101: Perfecting the stressedless-face-when-in-deep-concentration-and-body-coordination. Lesson number one: wear shorts when attempting this trick. No one wants to see your clumsy rendition of London, France and not-so-sexy underpants. Breathe. Keep a steady stare. If you can’t look down to conceal your...