More, Please

When: late August // Weather: I don’t remember…I mean, probably warm // Real life: work Dear J.Crew, please make this dress in 1000 more colors and patterns and send me one of each. Yes, I know you already make it in another pattern, but I don’t like that one. Pick something I like. I spend about 20% of my income at your stores (which is totally normal), so I like to think I’m a VIP. Also if you could make a few of them long sleeved, that would be great because…#Midwest. Loooooooove, Sarah. Now, who has connection at J.Crew and can pass along my message? Second, who has connections with Santa and can get me...