Qs and As

Q. How does this elementary school teacher tone down a leather skirt for work? A. By pairing with an ultra-conservative fair-isle wool scottie-dog cardigan. Q. How did said elementary school teacher get her work done while wearing three inch heels? A. By taking off her heels and slipping on the emergency flats under her desk as soon as she arrived. Q. What the heck is all that junk in her bag? A. Files, enormous salad for lunch, croutons for aforementioned salad, coffee, plus usual basics. Q. What's new at school? A. No less than 22 changes and new hoops to jump through in the last 2 months and more to come... not to mention 28 students, the majority of whom came to...