Rip Van Wrinklybutt

When I wear the knitted tube as a mini-dress and belt it, some odd above-the-buttocks and on-the-hip wrinkles develop if I don’t smooth them away. I’m afraid I didn’t keep up on my smoothing duties and, instead, paraded around with a wrinkly, elephant butt. Jacket, H&M (thrifted). Blouse, Newport News. Dress, thrifted and gifted. Tights, Urban Outfitters. Shoes, Two Lips. Bag, Fossil. Necklace, heirloom.