Pants. But no pants.

Today I am posing one of life's great unanswered questions... Why is it that I can find umpteen dresses and skirts which suit me and fit me perfectly, but not a single pair of jeans? Yes, I have returned to the vexed question (for me) of pants! As this blog tip-taps its high-heeled way towards 200 posts, these photos represent my infrequent, but frequently hilarious, forays into trousers. Please note the piece de resistance, and cause of the large hanging labia search term, my much-commented-upon Valentino trousers. I can't resist including these babies, the photos make me laugh every time I see them! Sorry - wearing this print emblazoned on one's crotch...