All I want for Christmas...

The fashion gods bestowed me this dress from the Maison Martin Margiela Collection for H&M . I must say that I am great at spotting things that I know were not meant for my over size 14 body. With my finely tuned shopaholic eyes, I can spot a dress that will fit. I bought this dress in the biggest size they had, which was a size 12. I was actually on my way out of the store and then saw this in the window and was like, "wait, wait, wait, I can wear this!" I had eyed this dress from a distance in the magazine ads. I shimmied over to the dressing room to give it a whirl. Sidenote: Zippers are the bain of my existence without help you can never get the...