Comic Book Heroine

______ I remember coming across this very skirt on the internet before, so when I saw it in the real world, I knew that I had to pummel my way through the store to snatch it up. It reeks of cartoony fabulousness and is stretchy to the max, both qualities worthy of a gold star in my book. A mannequin was donning the last one in my size, and I'm less than proud to say that I undressed the poor thing to try it on, which was most likely probably definitely against store policy. I suppose that makes me more of an evil villain than a benevolent heroine, but ah well... We all surrender to our dark side on occasion. We all must do our evil doings to balance with our good...