Floral Dress

So there I am, walking along side the hubby and he picks a rose (so romantic, right?) then he tosses the pedals in the air and they all flutter around me. It was like a slow motion scene you'd see in some lovey-dovey movie by Nicholas Sparks. So I'm standing there thinking how sweet the hubby is and daydreaming that I'm in Nicholas Sparks movie with Channing Tatum and Josh Duhamel when out of nowhere the hubby punches me in the arm. So much for romantic. Channing and Josh would never do that to a gal. Turns out that along with the rose pedals, the hubby also tossed a spider on me, which he punched/swatted away. Guess that's what real life romance is about; throwing...