Birken-stalking

If there's one trend I am in full support of this year, it's the return of the Birkenstock. I know, to some -- maybe even most -- these sandals are the exact opposite of stylish, but I love them for the utilitarian vibe they lend to outfits and for the fact alone that they are, indeed, the most comfortable shoes I could possibly put on my feet. I picked up this white pair from Amazon a few months ago (the all white is only available if ordered internationally), and after treating them with a dirt-repellent, wore them all summer, they've been all over Austin, San Francisco, and Seattle. To avoid looking too stereotypical (by which I mean too much like myself in...