Best Friends Taking Over Seattle

So my best friends Tom and Lina visited me from Chicago these past four days, and we've been busy snacking on Polish chocolates Lina's mom packed me (d'aww) while doing touristy things like looking up at the Space Needle, walking alongside the Bay, and day drinking. Seriously though, there's nothing like reuniting with your oldest friends after a three-month-long bout of separation anxiety to turn the three of you into retired 80-year-olds and their drinking habits. It was all "Bloody Marys this" and "Moscow Mules that" with a sprinkling of "for the love of God can we just take the bus" from the geriatric corner of Lina. But now that they're back in the Midwest,...