Seized by layering

It's like wearing a heavily-padded cotton snowmobile suit so thick you can only walk Frankenstein-style, arms and legs like popsicle sticks, and pray you don't drop anything. I was seized up with layers. All that was missing was the pointy cone parka hood with a tassel on the tip. It was 2C (about 35F) when I went out. Naturally I had to wear my short shorts which I had foolishly neglected to wear all summer. These are the layers. PAY ATTENTION. You'll be tested on this later. Of course I also had on my magic loupe and leather gloves. I bought the shorts extra big because I knew I'd be wearing them over pants. I got the Fiorucci capris in Tokyo more...