Pastel Royale

______I'm not even gonna lie, I've been keeping a tab open for this post and have been on and off it for quite some time, but have been unable to find a single decent thing to write about--or even a half-decent thing at that. So instead of rambling on about how on my bike ride today, I saw a turtle that looked like Bowser, I'm just going to post this as it is and wait until next week to write something deep and introspective about life and its many interesting facets. I'm sure I'll think of something cool by then. Yep.______That being said, I bestow upon you grand citizens pictures of me in a poofy pastel princess pirate-sleeved blouse and my first ever pair of...