Festival Shorts

I don’t know that I’d ever want to wear these festival shorts to an actual festival. The events seem so overhyped and mainstream at this point. I have no interested in Coachella or Bonnaroo or SXSW. I’ve been to Lollapalooza (and was so disappointed to hear Violent Femmes live). I never attended Lillith Fair, but I have a few of the albums. The only festival that truly piques my interest is Strawberry Music Festival. Maybe these shorts will make it to an actual festival someday. (If Strawberry doesn’t go bankrupt, first.) For now, though, I’m wearing them at a rented beach cabin near Eureka, CA. And I’m doing all the performing (for Beefy and...