Shake It Off

Listen up, I'm 23, I dance in my car seat and whip my hair around to " Shake It Off " by Taylor Swift. You can hate. You can roll your eyes. You can do all of that. You can inform me it is the most annoying song in the entire world. You know what I am going to say? "I shake it off, I shake it off" while shaking my shoulders showing you exactly how much I do not care. You don't like that my gingham shirt is messed up and I didn't catch it before outfit photos? Whatever. I just will shake it off while getting down to a sick beat. Yep. I'm just going to keep on awkwardly flailing my arms in a manner I loosely call dancing. ...