The Naming of Cats

...is a difficult matter , according to T. S. Eliot.* My four have their names that the family use daily . Jess, Charlie, Willow and Minnie. But Eliot suggests that in addition ...a cat needs a name that's particular, A name that's peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Queen Jessamine, Sir Charlie Bubble , Miss Pillsy Werner, and Mme. Minna de Beau-Beau. Names that never belong to more than one cat. No laughing, please. And don't even try to tell me you don't have similar names for your pets, especially cats, because I...