My first LinkUp Party

I just swallowed a bird. If I speak, little yellow feathers might float out of my mouth. If I were polite, I'd wear a mask. ( hiccup ) Split, splat, split splat. the sound. of boots. on wet. sidewalks. Halt! Excuse me, sir, which way to the Left Bank? "What? Madame, why you just turn left. But you cannot go to zee Left Bank like zat. Although you are wearing a jolie beret, you must wear all black to go there." Oh. Which way to the Right Bank then? "Oh, non, non, non! You turn right here, but you cannot go there. Are you fou? You must wear black there aussi!" Okay, how about straight ahead? "Oh, grande imbecile, Madame! Why, that is the Seine river. No...